Lets be honest. You socially awkward people out there are going to mess up Halloween for all of us. Here's a small list of costumes to NOT dress up as, and a small explanation why.
-Billy Mays is Too soon.
-Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift? Really? That was so last month, Grow up and go as Justin Timberlake. tard.
-Your not funny, and He is the father of our nation, I dont care how long ago it was, but George Washington is still too soon, and not a good costume.
-Twin Towers, Still too soon.
-Zombie Michael Jackson, TOO SOON!
-YOU CAN'T GO AS THE TRANSFORMERS FRANCHISE! It's too soon and my child hood die a little everytime.
-Megan Fox, You can't pull it off.
-Joker from the Dark Knight, That was last year, and is still too soon. Grow up and Tobey Maguire like an adult.
-Ed Mcmahon, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit. There all dumb, and why would you even think about it.
-Yeah, I did see your Killer Clown costume, it's not good. You're 20, better luck next time.
-Sexual Costumes like Plug and Socket or Key and Key hole, anything accenting you penis, and Gynecologist, You're a pervert and you have a small penis.
-"This is my Costume" Shirts. Really? really? Just except you're failure and save the money.
-Jack Skellington or Sally: We get it, you've seen Nightmare Before Christmas, and you want people to know you like it. We know, you have the belt, jacket, wallet, beanie, gloves, your bedazzled myspace pictures and you spent $200 on the tattoo. Congratulations, your retarded.
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